January 22nd, 2008
News & Commentary
Harmless Sweet Revenge
Back in high school my house had been broken into and robbed of my CDs, video games, money, etc… Long story short, I quickly figured out exactly who’d done it. All evidence pointed to a couple of my teammates on the baseball team… I soon got an admission from these kleptos, but took no further action. So, I let a couple of years go by, but ended up in the same fraternity as the head-klepto, Mike. I hated this son of a bitch… for obvious reasons. But you know, time had passed and I really didn’t spend too much time or energy worrying about it… I did, however, get some pretty funny revenge.
I went to a bookstore and found my way to the magazine rack. I then extracted all of the little inserts for magazine subscriptions. Now, if you’ve ever filled one of these out, you know that they have a little box that says, “Bill Me Later.”
A buddy and I collected about 50-75 of these things… including Cosmo, Playgirl, etc… You know, all the gay and girlie magazines. We then filled out each these forms as follows:
Need I say more? This guy ended up with stacks and stacks of magazines every month… He was razzed and hazed for subscribing to this shit. Of course I kept my innocense… I don’t know how much time he spent cancelling these damn things, but I’m sure it was a process.
So Mike Koller, if you’re reading this, “Phi Alpha, Dickhead!” …..
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Comments
revenge after so many years sounds cool……by the way why did they harm you in high school?? may i know ??
Roshan
January 23rd, 2008
Yeah… in high school, he broke into my house and stole a bunch of stuff. Then, it was only a couple of years later that I pulled this prank. Thanks!
jason
January 23rd, 2008
Good for you man, this is awesome!!
abadtooth
January 23rd, 2008
dude thats nothing , i knew a guy who bought upwards of 2000 adress labels and used software to print +2000 adresses of this major ath-hoe, w his phone number and all contact info, he then collected magazine subscription inserts at grocery and book stores to share w his friends the stores are thankful for the cleanup help. he then weekly mailed them off. captn ath-hoe had plenty of mail,packages, you name it, for the holidays and plenty of follow up phone calls, needless to say, i cried like a baby laughing my ass off…………
phil
September 26th, 2009